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To: Sarcasm Factory

From Bad Jokes:

Are you looking for bad jokes and one liners? Then you come to the right place. I have compiled a great list that really shows how bad jokes can be. They are so bad that they actually funny. Can you find the funniest and the worst of them all?

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.


4 posted on 10/13/2018 9:45:49 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

Cashier in the grocery: “Would you like the milk in a bag”?
Man: “No, just leave it in the carton”.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!


5 posted on 10/13/2018 9:47:38 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how.


8 posted on 10/13/2018 10:25:01 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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