[LukeL]

A man who is strong enough to wield a chainsaw can’t outrun a lawnmower?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Sort of like a movie “Freddy Kruger versus Michael Myers”.

Better get the popcorn ASAP as this isn’t going to be a long movie.

[tet68]

A man who is strong enough to wield a chainsaw can’t outrun a lawnmower?

Probably one of those zero turn mowers...

[wgmalabama]

My zero turn goes about 15 mph at top speed. It can pop it’s front wheels off the ground going from a stand still to full forward.

Lol. I have a lot of grass.