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To: 11th_VA

Peter went to spear a paper plate while on horseback when something went wrong and his lance impaled him under his sternum, WLWT confirms.

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Sad story and all but how do you get killed by a paper plate?


7 posted on 10/11/2018 6:34:21 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: shelterguy

The paper plate won.


9 posted on 10/11/2018 6:35:09 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: shelterguy
Sad story and all but how do you get killed by a paper plate?

It's cousin, the Bill of Rights, told him about the 2nd Amendment and armed itself.
14 posted on 10/11/2018 6:46:12 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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To: shelterguy

Paper beats lance
He should’ve used a rock

rock beats everything


25 posted on 10/11/2018 7:11:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: shelterguy

article said his lance stuck in the ground and flipped. And he was impaled below the sternum.


32 posted on 10/11/2018 7:57:23 PM PDT by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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