The Empress has no clothes.
The empress also had fake glasses. They don’t come near fitting her. She also claims claustrophobia. I have claustrophobia. You would have to tie me up to get me to scuba dive. I do not fly but I suppose I could if absolutely necessary and I had a valium. I need valium to get a cat scan.
Rumor has it that that statement was certainly true in her teen and college years. Wild thing!