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To: Responsibility2nd
My favorite Steven Wright one liner...

"I had a wall switch in my house that didn't do anything, so I kept switching it on and off all the time.
I got a letter from a woman in Kansas City that said, 'Knock it off.'"

19 posted on 10/09/2018 7:51:36 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Get in the Spirit! The Spirit of '76!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?


30 posted on 10/09/2018 6:39:31 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Stay Calm and Carry.)
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