Shirley, an elderly nursing home resident, got her jollies by bursting into male residents’ rooms, throwing open her robe, and yelling “Super Sex!!”
Her naked form and loud exclamation always shocked the men, and she delighted in their surprise.
However, one day, upon executing her routine, a male resident hardly responded at all.
Slowly looking up from his paper, then back down to it, he casually replied “Oh, I guess I’ll have the soup.”
This is a bad one I heard yesterday.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven took some PCP and is going apes$$t.