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Comfortably Smug ‏ @ComfortablySmug 37m37 minutes ago

You have to get out a god damn TI-83 to calculate the possible infinitesimal amount of non Caucasian DNA in Elizabeth Warren but she seriously tried spiking the football on this one. LMAOOOOO

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Sean Davis ‏ Verified account @seanmdav 54m54 minutes ago

Elizabeth Warren DNA pitch meeting:
WARREN: I'm an American Indian!
MEDIA: So, like 50%?
W: Lower.
MEDIA: 25%?
W: Actually 0.0976%.
MEDIA: Perfect! And they used Cherokee DNA to test against?
W: Nope!
MEDIA: Any Indian DNA?
W: Mainly Mexican.
MEDIA: These results are solid!