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To: EEGator

It’s a good thing.

That way people won’t complain about her marrying a Freeper twice her age.


13 posted on 10/08/2018 10:05:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

I like the way you think.


19 posted on 10/08/2018 10:18:27 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: BenLurkin

Sorry she’s pledged to me. I’m 49 for another month, very good looking, and have produced very attractive and big sons.

For genetic reasons she needs an Aryan semi-god. I am on hormone therapy, (testosterone and others haha) and take a great Nitric Oxide stack which puffs the muscles and keeps my big fellow humming. It’s like I’m 18 again in the BR except I don’t have to think about baseball anymore in the height of the moment. I mean I am a catch.

Too bad if I saw her in a bar I’d think “damn that goddess doesn’t want an old bastard like me” — even as I flex the guns.

Having a mix of extreme confidence in some situations and no confidence other times sucks, haha. Alright you get her back I’ve talked myself right out of that.


20 posted on 10/08/2018 10:29:37 AM PDT by techworker
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