“...now, I need to convince my wife why I need another expensive firearm!”
That’s an interesting concept.
Do what I do...wait until the wife announces she’s going on a week-long trip to meet up with her college sorority sisters (they do it every year)...then announce you’re buying a new gun. If she’s spending money...you can too.
That never works for me, but hey...it’s a thought.
Boy, I thought I lived a DANGEROUS life when the wife was still alive.
I never could get the wife to even vote for me, on elections where their was a single name on the ballot, I alway's write in my name. (Sometimes 3-4 times, depending on the ballot for that election cycle.) She would vote for Mr. Blank, i.e., just skip along on the ballot.
I'm still jealous of Mr. Blank. :>)