I’m sorry about your close encounter of the squirrely variety, but that is the FUNNIEST thing I have read in ages. You’re a fantastic writer! Congrats on keeping a cool head while under attack!
Your story would make a great Ray Stevens song and video!
Thanks but I can’t take credit for it. I just drug/dragged/drigged/pulled it from the archives.
But it is funny.
Except these days the cops would have shot the Dog in the yard with the Riot Gun.