It’s cold in Canada. That’s why they won’t leave for there.
Plus the people are boring and too nice, even if they’re lefties.
Oh, no. They looove Canada. They can speak English to English speakers, rub elbows with snooty Quebecequois when the mood strikes them, know that the utilities will always work, their dollar goes a little further, can enjoy universal or paid healthcare (by hopping back here) at need, and know that everybody gets along sooo well.
It’s just like here but a liberal winter wonderland.
No way would they ever go to those People’s Republics they say with their mouths (but never with their feet) that they yearn for.
No. Way.