Well, your Bellicosity is misplaced on this one.
This is a well know and understood process that actually happens in the real world.
It is a principle used by grape growers around the world to prevent frost damage to their crops. Drive by most any vineyard and you will see what looks like little wind turbines in the vineyards. They are used to move the air in the vineyard, mixing upper air with lower air to prevent frost.
The turbine is driven by the prevailing winds, they’re not a powered fan that drives the earth’s winds. That’s like saying that your bass boat’s outboard engine drives the ocean currents. You global warming people are nuts.