[Carriage Hill]

A little humor on a rainy, humid night.

[kaehurowing]

For a second, I thought this was a letter by dogs and cats against Kavanaugh just released by the Democrats.

[BenLurkin]

[Boomer]

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people, (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

All so true.

[windcliff]

Ping

[4everontheRight]

Bookmark for stealing myself!

[RandallFlagg]

Bookmarking

[bluejean]

Thanks, that was great! We definitely need humor breaks!

[blondiegoodbadugly]

Well done! :)

[TBP]

I’ll have to share this with my furry alarm clock.