[arrogantsob]

That would be another Mao Swims the Yalu.

[Robert A Cook PE]

But Mao actually swam the river, as I recall. (Escorted of course, but it looked like he was swimming from contemporary photos - from the ChiCom’s.)

Hillary? Can’t climb even stage stairs.
Ginsberg - Regularly falls asleep in the public speeches. Here? She is bent over, stumbling through words like my grandmother did. All bent over, huddled with gloves and a jacket on against the (poor circulation) “cold” in the TV studio under flood lights!