Maybe it took eight years off his life lol?
Doctor thinks he can outsmart a pair of griz, no cubs in sight, lucky for him.
Shooting into the air sometimes helps, sometimes just pees them off even more.
Bring back the FEDERALLY MANDATED grizzly hunts...and beyond that leave them the hell alone.
Perhaps he pooped himself so hard it propelled him 8 years into the future, and is posting it just now.