LOL! Ya don't say?
My theory is she has multiple personalities.
1) Pretty posing widdle 3 year old Crissy we met at the hearing.
2) The 12 year old boy who the polygraph guy met who didn’t know her correct first name and didn’t know how to spell Blasey and made that mess of a handwritten statement. That’s why the polygraph consisted of two bland questions.
3) The real grown up well educated Dr. Ford whom we’ve yet to meet.
4) Possibly the teenager who may have been assaulted or abused by someone which caused the personality split.
This could be the reason the family is staying completely out of this. They are hiding something big.