That’s too much work.
Instead treat it as a gift and a chance to be creative.
Ehh? Hold on, sonny, let me get my hearing aid....
Ehh, what’s your name again?
Oh yeah, didn’t we meet down at the Five and Dime a few years ago?
Oh yeah, but it’s in the shop now. Funny thing is, the Ford dealer said they needed to replace the window computer. (Lot’s of chances to develop a story thread about cars here).
That reminds me of when my son James, you remember him, right? (Insert funny child story here.)
Always have an inane or illogical question, and be hard of hearing, and seem stupid but compliant. Yet yield no real information. My record was wasting 35 minutes of their time, all the while reading Free Republic.
Finally, they will either just hang up, or more likely very politely beg off.
I, in the past, have let them know that I do not have Microsoft, but Apple and their information is incorrect. They get confused at that point and beg off. If they don’t, they get the whistle.
rwood