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To: McGruff
Here we go again. This has been kicking around since the late 1980's. Congress appropriated several million dollars for this to be studied.

And, cows are the only ones to be targeted. But, they don't take into consideration all the other ruminants that have 4 stomachs. For instance, deer, elk, moose, wildebeests, water buffalo, sheep and the list goes on. Of course, don't forget horses. Even though they only have the one stomach, they fart up a storm.

Just to confuse these twits even more let us consider humans. A Canadian study that was conducted some years ago found that female humans passed an average of 3 l. of gas a day, and males 3.3 . a day.

So, there are an estimated 7 billion humans on the face of the earth, probably more than all of the 4 stomach animals.

Do a little math. Maybe these scientists, so-called, might consider restricting their own gas expulsions.

14 posted on 09/30/2018 4:36:04 PM PDT by Parmy
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To: Parmy

There are 20 million deer in the Northwest of the country.


30 posted on 09/30/2018 5:31:26 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cults.)
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To: Parmy

I always heard that an Army mule was the farting standard.


41 posted on 09/30/2018 5:56:14 PM PDT by MisterArtery
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