I wouldn’t bet on Brett making it with the 3 dumb as*** from Maine, Alaska and Arizona. These 3 could mess up Hogans goat. All three of them couldn’t find they’re butts with both hands.
I cannot remember where I first heard of “Hogan’s Goat”, but it was circa 1962, in York County, PA. I occasionally mention Hogan’s Goat when criticizing a current fuster cluck somewhere on the planet. I am 79 yrs old, and you are the only person in all those years to mention it.
As I tend to assess it; they couldn’t find their own butts with both hands and a five-cell flashlight.