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For some of us one is too many and 100 is not enough.

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

Sorry. But NOPE. Get a 6 pack. Sit down at your keyboard at a website like Mavis Beacon and take a typing test without any alcohol.

Drink one can. Take the test again. It will have degraded.

Drink another can. Take the test again. It will have degraded more.

Take the test again after your 3rd can. It will have degraded quite noticeably.

Drink your 4th can. Take the test again. Notice how degraded it is now. Remind yourself that such fine motor coordination is the first to be put to sleep by the alcohol. And fine motor coordination is quite essential to safe driving.

Drink your 5th can. Take the test again. Notice how very significantly degraded it is.

Drink your 6th can. Take the test again--if you can. Finish it, if you can. Notice what a mess it is.

The judgment center in the brain begins to be put to sleep WITH THE FIRST drink. That's the part of your brain that tells you when enough is enough and too much is too much. And you are trying to convince me that with that part of your brain asleep, you'll still know when too much is too much? BS. And there's thousands of deaths to prove I'm right.