[BenLurkin]

$530...

[Reno89519]

Any left?! Pun intended.

[mrsmith]

Wow! What a deal!
Can’t get them at that price at a Goodwill store, even.

[faithhopecharity]

Goodwill throws out trashy donations like that

[Mears]

Kids are dumb enough to buy torn,ripped jeans,why not taped sneakers?

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[EvilCapitalist]

And to think I paid $27.98 for two pair of sneakers from K-Mart.

[Bernard]

If you walk into a storefront wearing shoes like that, you should expect to get a bowl of soup and a pamphlet about Jesus.

[LeoTDB69]

Those are no good without the $425 fake mud work jeans and tattered t-shirt.

[Flick Lives]

One can wear those $500 trashed sneakers with the $1,000 greasy bum pants.

[Libloather]

My worn out Chuck Taylors looked better than that. $9.99 back in the day. Any color.

[piasa]

Oh my goodness, I finally relented and threw away to pairs of sneakers that looked far more wore out than that, complete with duct tape. At least the black duct tape matched the black leather but the chew holes in the toe looked more interesting.

[heartwood]

How about authentic odor. My sons have some, I’ll do an even swap.

[ArcadeQuarters]

Just the other day I was complaining that I have way too much money and need to throw some away. This looks perfect!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Seattle needs a bandage, a nuclear one. How can such a beautiful city produce such nuts and commies as their political leaders, and then have a business that sells taped up shoes for over $530 to liberal suckers?

I know, they’re all liberals and Democrats so sanity and business ethics mean nothing to them.

[Yaelle]

Same price, same brand, but this one at least has velvet.

. I love how they come already dirty. What a job, distressing shoes. What do you do, walk through the dog park a few times??

[right way right]

The economy must really be roaring, people are wasting more money than ever.

And dang, I threw away some very worn out old Converse All Stars just the other day.

Extra stinky too. Dang it.

[Lean-Right]

People will buy anything. I was
Christmas shopping at a mall and
noticed a long line of people
waiting for their turn at a small
bench and table set up. The guy
behind the table was selling a
baggie filled with clear water,
and a label stuck to the top
with instructions on how to care
for your invisible goldfish. $2.00
each.

[Kickass Conservative]

Where are they made?

After all, somebody is doing the distressing.

[Jack Hammer]

“You paid $530.00 for those???

Sucker!!!!”

[Salamander]

I can have my dogs make these for half the price.

Mail me for my PayPal info.

:)

[cynwoody]

Sheesh! Only proles shop at Nordstrom’s.

https://www.farfetch.com/