FLASH FLASH FLASH
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
DTG: 220420R SEP 2018
SU: RETRO-ZOT
REF: POST #1
1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT). COMMUNICATIONS DELAY REQUIRES RETROACTIVE FIRE MISSION.
3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION "HAIRBALL" UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN PUMPKINSPICE, DAYWORD SPEW.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE BEERFEST UPON THE TARGET'S REMAINS.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CLUMSY/DOOFUS.
6. BRACE YOURSELVES, PUMPKIN FLAVORED EVERYTHING IS COMING.
7. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.
EOM EOM EOM
#NNNNN
Most excellent. You forgot the NOFORN classification though.....less vikings.
Well done. Zot is complete. Death Star blast power.
LOOK, Darks! A ZOT! thread!
Do you think Delta21 would hold it long enough for us to pave?
‘Face
launch BDA overflight, all others stand down
Was there a history with this poster? I don’t recognize the handle.
I’m comfused.
P&S had been here quite a while.
Wow, that’s a sleeper alright.
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