Dr. Ford says Monday is a bad day for her to testify because she is afraid of flying

POLITICO ^ | September 21, 2018 | Burgess Everett

[HombreSecreto]

Have her fly Qantas - recommended by Rain Man.

[Paladin2]

[TigerClaws]

She’s like the Las Vegas shooter guy — only ONE photo of her exists as an adult.

Pretty odd she’d scrub social media and do a polygraph test when she had ‘no intention’ of going public.

[CaptainK]

If that doesn’t work the next step will be she’s expecting her period on Monday.

[NohSpinZone]

This has to be the lamest one yet. I’m sure passenger manifests will pop up soon enough on Reddit showing that she’s a frequent flyer.

[reg45]

So, she can’t borrow Hillary’s broom!

[SpaceBar]

Sounds strangely similar to the plot of Midnight Run with Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin

[Zathras]

Why is the GOP-e afraid of this retard?

[centurion316]

She is probably a Delta Platinum Skymiles member

[BlueStateRightist]

So Monday is out, but do meetings on the other days of the week negate the need to fly?

[Maudeen]

This gal is a first class kook!

[GaltMeister]

She is afraid of canals too, so her ship is sailing by way of the Horn. This journey could take months!

[HombreSecreto]

Dr. Ford, tell me why you don’t like Mondays.

[nikos1121]

So she’s taking a 36 hour Amtrak?

[randita]

So she won’t be afraid of flying later in the week?

[magellan]

Dr Ford, your ride is here:

[Lazamataz]

She is, however, willing to walk there. It should only take three months.

And you are all women-haters if that’s not okay.

[ptsal]

Seems like Christine has already been around the world, so that excuse will not be credible.

[cuban leaf]

This whole thing really delivers the LOL. :-D

[libh8er]

Of course not. She is going to go by caravan and should be there by election day.