Another week and another tie game in the NFL! I'm telling you this is very bad for my OCD!
"What is wrong with draws? We have them all the time in France when we play REAL football!"
"Oh my God, a skunk! Beat it pal, I JUST got the stink from Impy's lanundry out!"
You wouldn't understand Pepe, a draw is just downright UnAmerican.
"Kinda like your NFL threads."
"OH MY GOD, what the hell is this thing!!!! It makes Impy's laundry smell like potpourri!"
"Come come my dear, it doesn't smell any worse than the average Frenchman!"
"Nope, Impy wanted to see the season finale of Elementary, even though the Bears were on!"
We did see a little on youtube later. Mmm that Mrs. Maisel....
"Watch it, buster!"
"Ser Jamie was robbed, they honored the Halfman again."
"Yar, who was that chick that said God is a woman? And why did you wait till Week 3 to bring back everyone's favorite character, me!?"
Oh hi Commissioner Smith, that was Thandie Newton from Westworld.
"I like Westworld but it makes no sense. I wish Impy could afford to take us there."
"It's $40,000 per day!!"
"Yeah, but it's like 50 years in the future so $40,000 isn't worth as much!"
"God is a single mother."
"Oh my God! Impy we need a better lock on the door! What are you doing here, Thandie?"
"Like all attention whores I get a spidey sense whenver someone mentions my name. See I'll show you how it works 'COLON CRAPERNIK oh Colon'!"
"Is someone talking about me? I'm still famous right? Oh hi Thandie."
"God sits down to pee."
"Um, I may be a consummate douchebag but your sacrilege is bothering even me, my fine Nubian sista."
"Don't worry, God doesn't exist."
"Yar, then how can he be a woman?".
"I told you, Westworld doesn't make any sense."
"The NFL is for cucks."
"Hey, I resemble that remark! Captain Smith, can I have my wife and job back please?"
"Alright matey, just expalin the plot of this 'Westworld' to me and I'll see what I can do."
"Okay well you see it actually makes perfect sense, Ford planned it all, he knew Bernard would upload his consiousness and that Maeve would stay to find her daughter, because even though they have free will he programed them to act that way....oh never mind."
