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Bagster
Posted on 09/14/2018 5:15:09 PM PDT by IndispensableDestiny
ELKTON (MD) — A woman is facing vehicular homicide and manslaughter charges after she ran over one of her theft accomplices in the Walmart parking lot early Saturday morning while trying to flee the crime scene, police reported Monday.
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Darwin Awards for all here.
Flee at last, flee at last, thank God I am flee . . . oh crap what was that? What do you meant they don’t have speed bumps? Was it Lasquisha?
Surprising she wasn’t charged with felony murder.
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...
That sounds like the first page of a Children’s Storybook.
Children with Ebonics as their first language.
It reads like a parody:
Cunningham was using her body to conceal the rear license plate of a 2006 Chevrolet Impala — the alleged getaway vehicle — as a Walmart security officer attempted to take a photo of the tag after witnessing Cunningham and her two companions shoplift at the store, police said.
At that moment, the driver, Chermaine Tee Mayo, 38, also of Wilmington, Del., gunned the car in reverse and ran over Cunningham, police added.
“The vehicle began to speed away backwards, with Mayo driving and Cunningham sitting on the trunk. As the car was moving backwards through the parking lot, the car struck a curb. Cunningham was still holding onto the rear of the vehicle at this time. The vehicle continued backwards and (struck) a second curb. It appears this is when Cunningham fell from the vehicle and became pinned underneath the car,” outlined Capt. Joseph Zurolo, an EPD spokesman.
With Cunningham pinned beneath the car, Mayo still attempted to drive the vehicle, which had been rendered immobile, according to Zurolo.
"Hey Donisha, how much is splitting $1200 two ways 'stead of three ways?"
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Bagster
“Junior DEAD! Junior deader than a motherf-—er!”
Harlen Nights
I have fantasies of this being repeated with Ginsburg driving and Breyer perched on the trunk. Does anyone know if the USSC parking lot has curb stops?
Bagster
You have a very clever mind. But the answer to your question is , I don’t know.
She din doo nuffin.
Add up the IQ of those 3 idiots combined and it still wouldn’t equal 100.
There was probably major damage to the car.
Shop lifting turns into felony murder.
ought to be murder 1. this is typical to charge criminals with for whoever gets killed during their crimes.
frigging pussy pass.
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