Ha, good one!
Got any relatives to the west? Might be time to visit, especially if you live in a place near the ocean or along a river.
Please be safe. Keep us posted on your safety.
Here in panhandle we are having what my dad always called dog days right now. It’s rained everyday for weeks. Our ground is completely saturated. It poured the rain two hours ago.
Our termites ordered a gross of life preservers from bezos.
Idiots like me born in Florida realize we are choosing to live in the swamp.