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"I've got two tickets to paradise. Won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight." (Eddie Money)

And uh, pack some extra plastic bags too baby.

1 posted on 09/06/2018 10:39:37 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Oof!


2 posted on 09/06/2018 10:41:18 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: Enterprise

This compulsion to videotape every little problem has gotten out of control. This is one of those times when it’s not necessary. The crew is not doing this on purpose, so who is the passenger planning to whine to on Instagram?
“Poor, poor pitiful me!!”


3 posted on 09/06/2018 10:43:14 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: Enterprise

Was someone really ignorant enough to try to flush a diaper?


4 posted on 09/06/2018 10:44:03 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
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To: Enterprise

Plastic bags? Whats wrong with empty plastic water bottles? At least they have a cap.


7 posted on 09/06/2018 10:46:18 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: Enterprise

Between this flight and that Emirate Airlines “Hajj plague” flight,
yet another reminder that any future commercial flights I make will be via extraordinary rendition


8 posted on 09/06/2018 10:47:41 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (I am a Putin bot. And I approve this message.)
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To: Enterprise

Just another example of people not listening and obeying authority when required to do so. I’m old enough to remember when they did, for the most part.


9 posted on 09/06/2018 10:52:51 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Enterprise

Fly Emirates, fly Emirates, fly Emirates, fly emirates......


10 posted on 09/06/2018 11:02:47 PM PDT by the_individual2014
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To: Enterprise

What if someone had explosive diarrhea?


11 posted on 09/06/2018 11:03:57 PM PDT by FreeperCell
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To: Enterprise

Going to Hawaii?

The water sports begin on your flight.


17 posted on 09/07/2018 1:58:14 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Enterprise

Talked to someone who is former Air crew. She said that story doesn’t make any sense, one diaper will not knock out the entire plane’s lavatory system, and that is is MORE likely the airline had not serviced the lavatory system for that plane. Planes need to have their lavatory tanks exhausted of waste while on the ground. Maybe the airline forgot to exhaust the system, or maybe there was no water for flushing. But it’s unlikely one diaper knocked out all of the toilets on the plane.


21 posted on 09/07/2018 3:45:14 AM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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To: Enterprise

In Boy Scout leader training some years ago, one of the instructors passed along the tip that if you don’t want to have to get out of your tent first thing in the am for a visit to the latrine, keep an empty 20-oz. soda bottle w/lid in your tent (and that there are items available that permit females to use a bottle for that purpose as well).


23 posted on 09/07/2018 7:01:58 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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