If you know some Paraprosdokians, add them to the list. Thank you.
1 posted on
08/30/2018 5:00:29 PM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
2 posted on
08/30/2018 5:04:19 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(I have already previewed this composition.)
To: sodpoodle
Number 16 is a universal salute to Nancy Pelosi.
I can definitely relate to number 17.
3 posted on
08/30/2018 5:08:06 PM PDT by
upchuck
(As we head to the midterms, please (re)read Confessions of Congressman X - tinyurl.com/congressmanx)
To: sodpoodle
I’m the best shot there ever was, because I practice #14.
4 posted on
08/30/2018 5:14:17 PM PDT by
Dogbert41
(When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe. -Luke 11:21)
To: sodpoodle
Thank you,’sodpoodle’, for so generous share from your collection. Great post!
BTW, does the following qualify(?):
“Beware of false knowledge - it is more dangerous than ignorance.” - George Bernard Shaw
5 posted on
08/30/2018 5:36:43 PM PDT by
leopud
To: sodpoodle
These lines are just fantastic!
6 posted on
08/30/2018 5:44:27 PM PDT by
Bobalu
(12 diet Cokes and a fried chicken...)
To: sodpoodle
Steven Wright had some great one-liners that might qualify:
It's a small world ... but if you had to paint it.
What's another word for thesaurus?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
To: sodpoodle
Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
8 posted on
08/30/2018 7:09:03 PM PDT by
aquila48
To: sodpoodle
Do into others. Then run like hell.
9 posted on
08/30/2018 7:31:53 PM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
("Let your 'Yes' be 'Yes' and your 'No' be 'No. Anything else comes from the Evil One." - Matt. 5:37)
To: sodpoodle
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10 posted on
08/30/2018 9:03:28 PM PDT by
daifu
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
08/31/2018 5:45:09 AM PDT by
Basket_of_Deplorables
( Jeff Sessions will go down in history as WORSE than Benedict Arnold.)
To: sodpoodle
On the other hand...there’s a fist.
12 posted on
08/31/2018 6:21:06 AM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
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