Pfft... I would send the would-be bride a box of Tide pods and call it a day.
Riduculous how these snowflakes think there are no rules or consequences and that they deserve a dream wedding, just because they participated in life.
I saw some research which showed a negative correlation between the cost of the wedding and the longevity of the marriage.
Makes sense. Somebody with visions of a fantasy princess wedding will not be satisfied for long with a mere mortal for a husband.
I always think back to adversity and hardships our Grandparents and Great Grandparents lived through.