[elcid1970]

Thanks! Just for that, here’s my fave pot joke:

What’s the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

A drunk driver will blow past a stop sign. A stoned driver will wait for it to turn green.

;^)

[fireman15]

In my experience... A drunk driver will blow past a stop sign. A stoned driver will argue for hours on Free Republic that the stop sign was green.

[vpintheak]

Or, the pot-headed, back hole, drug user smokes it while he is driving; and then almost swerves into you on your motorcycle on a 4-lane highway.