I see that you did not read the final, pertinent step #7:
7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat (insert name) you are holding underwater.
You are correct. I apologize. And it is much better in that context.
But It helps to have land as well, and maybe a backhoe to eliminate the evidence too.
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