“Not guilty! And I’ll buy that man another can of gasoline.”
Why would anyone advocate, or in your case, celebrate the torture of an animal? (Yes, there are raccoons where I live.) Your post reeks of evil. I don’t know you or perhaps I would express myself in greater detail. Perhaps you are just trying to be clever or funny. If so, you have failed miserably. This is the cruellest post I have ever read on FR. Go back to DU where you belong.
My sympathies are with the 88 year old man here, even if it would have been better to drown the varmint.