“Odd, that’s what my wife said to me.”
Yea, I try to have fun with my tag lines. I live in Texas and half of the people here feel it necessary to drive a 6,000 lb. truck to the office every day, and some are pretty damn wimpy.
My other tag line is something like “I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald’s, but I don’t tell anyone”. I figure that a lot of FReepers actually do go to those places with their families, after blasting them here, in order to feel important...otherwise those places wouldn’t be doing so well.
Just spay all the females. that would solve the child problem, stop all childhood deaths and stop global warming at the same time.