Posted on 08/17/2018 10:14:25 AM PDT by C19fan
Mr. Blind:
This is Apple Smart Fly.
Welcome to Big City Airport.
Southwest’s gates are about 300 meters Southwest.
Please rotate your phone so I can point you in the right direction.
Got it.
Proceed straight ahead for 100 meters.
Escalator ahead - be careful.
....
You need to get to Gate 38. You’re near Gate 36. It’s about 100 more feet.
Turn left and let me scan for the check-in desk.
Turn about 10 degrees and walk about 20 feet.
Just a few people. I’ve sent your picture to to the gate agent.
gate agent: Mr. Blind...let me show you to your gate seat. I’ll escort you on board as a priority boarder in about 25 minutes. Your Apple phone will beep in 23 minutes.
at least you seem to be doing in the picture as your name implys
and what happens when you hit a patch of rough air and it starts bouncing/flying around the cabin and or loses it’s sh1t?
how bout in an emergency and it won’t move out of the isle let alone through the escape door/window???
all because some some quack indulged a mentally defective snowflake
The dont allow goats anymore due to the muslim passengers trying to join the mile high club.
I’d like to bring my emotional support honey badger on a flight. So what if it tears the other passenger’s faces off.
Honey badger don’t care.
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