[Az Joe]

Not too ugly all dolled up ...yes, booze would help.

“Your Honor....a plea of: Nolo Contendere” is entered.”

https://caseyanthony.com/brittney-whetzel-south-carolina-high-school-teacher-busted-for-sex-and-booze-party-with-students/

[Boogieman]

Yeah, nothing to write home about, but I’ve seen a lot worse.

I’m going with “not guilty pending fulfillment of drug/alcohol treatment program and 200 hours community service”