“”16.) Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
OK....got it.””
That’s right before the pillow is held firmly over your face and that soothing pleasant voice is just telling you not to scream. Haven’t figured out the shoe part yet but if it ever happens I’m running for the door.
You’re very perceptive.....a good husband who is not appreciated....ROTFLOL.