I could never be a cop; my first reaction would be to pull out the old taser and make the jerkwad flop around like a fish.
Like Chevy Chase in the Robertsons.
I am sure there would be a pretty interesting thread here about that if you were the cop and reacted that way. lol
There are reasons I was not a cop, teacher, school bus driver, ETC. I was raised to respect and when a stupid person or child acts like this I want to grab them and give them a real good shake, spanking, punch, something to get their attention...