“Heinz will be buying the ‘Gingerbread Man’ product line and ‘intellectual property’. They plan to introduce ‘57 Varieties of Gingerbread Persons’.”
Gingerbread Agender
Gingerbread Androgyne
Gingerbread Androgynous
Gingerbread Bigender
Gingerbread Cis
Gingerbread Cisgender
Gingerbread Cis Female
Gingerbread Cis Male
Gingerbread Cis Man
Gingerbread Cis Woman
Gingerbread Cisgender Female
Gingerbread Cisgender Male
Gingerbread Cisgender Man
Gingerbread Cisgender Woman
Gingerbread Female to Male
Gingerbread FTM
Gingerbread Gender Fluid
Gingerbread Gender Nonconforming
Gingerbread Gender Questioning
Gingerbread Gender Variant
Gingerbread Genderqueer
Gingerbread Intersex
Gingerbread Male to Female
Gingerbread MTF
Gingerbread Neither
Gingerbread Neutrois
Gingerbread Non-binary
Gingerbread Other
Gingerbread Pangender
Gingerbread Trans
Gingerbread Trans*
Gingerbread Trans Female
Gingerbread Trans* Female
Gingerbread Trans Male
Gingerbread Trans* Male
Gingerbread Trans Man
Gingerbread Trans* Man
Gingerbread Trans Person
Gingerbread Trans* Person
Gingerbread Trans Woman
Gingerbread Trans* Woman
Gingerbread Transfeminine
Gingerbread Transgender
Gingerbread Transgender Female
Gingerbread Transgender Male
Gingerbread Transgender Man
Gingerbread Transgender Person
Gingerbread Transgender Woman
Gingerbread Transmasculine
Gingerbread Transsexual
Gingerbread Transsexual Female
Gingerbread Transsexual Male
Gingerbread Transsexual Man
Gingerbread Transsexual Person
Gingerbread Transsexual Woman
Gingerbread Two-Spirit
It all depends on whether the gingerbread man still has his icing and how he feels about that.
UGH!
I’ll never be able to eat another gingerbread cookie!
When I was a kid, we had to memorize the 50, oops 48, States and their Capitols. Today, Political ‘Correctness’ requires the memorization of that list, with definitions.
No way! I’ll either address people as “Hey, you” or “Bubba”. Or perhaps “Sir”, “Madam” and “Miss”, just to see who blows a fuse.