[bagster]

They don’t explain themselves, do they?.

Hey, I thought I explained myself pretty good. No?

Bagster the tard.

[Hostage]

I didn’t see you in the fracas. Thought you were smarter than that. But if you want to be a tard, have at it.

[eldoradude]

Bagster the tard.

Bagstard. That would be your opposite ego in the mirror universe.

Just like there was the transition from dork Spock to cool Spock...

In your case the transition would be from cool Bagster to the Bagstard...