those are most definitely NOT ordinary shorts
She is way passedtje age where she should be wearing them
I don’t wear that sort of thing myself, but the shorts are decent.
Like .... y'ain't never seen y'mother dressed like that in public before, son ?
D'ya think she might be just a little bit of an exhibitionist .... maybe ?
It never crossed your mind until now ?
All THREE of you need help.