Hmm...well, we survived the great die-off of ‘85, the famine, the plagues, running out of oil several times, the 50-foot sea rise, the hurricanes and tornadoes and oobleck storms, global warming, global cooling, the Yellowstone eruption, halitosis, and toe fungus. Not too sure about the fungus. I just hope the beer wells don’t run dry.
You forgot the great planetary alignment of 1983.