“You never know how an austic mind will attach to something. So here are my notes on this:
1. they (this family and neighbors) back up to a body of water
2. ducks (wild and domestic) are attracted to bodies of water
3. so, what do these do-gooder HOA nosy idiots do with natural ducks defecating on their lawns?”
The parents should move to somewhere there is not an HOA. More like out the country where the ducks can roam in a pond. They may win this but at what cost? Those ducks may wind up dead by “natural” causes when people get too upset over duck crap in their lawn and driveway.
Did you look at the dang pictures? They are backing up to a pond. I guarantee you that that pond has ... DUCKS!