"Santa Lynch"
You better watch out, you better not be sly
Better not plot, I'm telling you why
Santa Lynch is comin' to town
He's braiding a rope,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out if it's boiled just right,
Santa Lynch is coming to town.
He sees you when you're plotting,
He knows when you're a seditionist,
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good, for goodness sake!
Oh, you'd better watch out,
You'd better not plot, I'm telling you why
Santa Lynch is comin' to town...
Lanny “Seditionboy” Davis weighs in...