Some future birthday: “Mom, tell me about the day I was born?” “Well dear, I was on my way to kill you but then you surprised me by coming out before I had the chance!”
I have a nice story that I've told my son about how his Mom went into labor late at night.
We lived out in the country and has I drove hurriedly towards the city at 2AM, I got pulled over my a policeman.
I hopped out of the car quickly and ran to the policeman to excitedly tell him my wife was having a baby.
He gave us an escort into the city.