Which reminds me of a joke—
During the troubles, an Irishman goes to confession:
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned, its been a week since my last confession. I blew up a train.”
“My son, you need to confess your sins, but not your politics. Now for your penance, I want you to go and do the Stations.”
The problem with Islam is that it wouldn’t be a joke.
You mean, they wouldn’t speak of it at confessions? Well, what sins would they confess?