That’s ‘cause Yankee tax refugees like me left their quaint New England home towns to escape the occupying forces of the left.
Trouble is - too many others that came down here want to bring all that crap along with them. Here in Fuquay - we’re quickly becoming the next Holly Springs.
Fuquay-Varina went from sort of goofy farm town to actually sort of cool in the space of about ten years, a decade ago. Rapidly becoming just another burb now, though.