[Geronimo]

Michael and I...my Muslim faith...the first sitting American President to come from Kenya...

Without his teleprompter he forgets that he’s really an African-born-muslim raised homosexual married to an hermaphrodite drag queen...

[jobim]

Without his teleprompter he forgets that he’s really an African-born-muslim raised homosexual married to an hermaphrodite drag queen

I looked up "hilarious" in my Funk & Wagnall's and found this quote.