The comments will virtually write themselves. Let the fun begin.
Historical context: Just two days earlier, Teddy Swimmer Kennedy drove off a bridge on Chappaquiddick and left Mary Jo Kopechne to die in his submerged Oldsmobile.
The moon landing instantly drew media coverage away from Kennedy and onto the Apollo 11 crew until their return from space, giving his handlers enough time to assemble their version of what had happened.
But the Swimmer would go on to spend the next forty years in the Senate making liberal evil.