[Vlad The Inhaler]

“Boornnnn in a Chik-Fil-A!”

Born in a Chik-Fil-A...
I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my lovin' Daddy's arms
In a Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

First saw the world in my own home town
In a Trump T-Shirt when I hit the ground
Couldn't wait to see Freedom's Land
Jumped the gun and here I am

I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
Yes I was born in a Chik-Fil-A
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.
In my Mom's and Daddy's arms
In the Chik-Fil-A

Born down in a Texas town
Couldn't wait to see what was going on
I was a happy Nugget when I looked around
Proud to be a new American

Born in the Chik-Fil-A...
I'm thankin' GOD for that Chik-Fil-A
What could be better than a Chik-Fil-A?
A Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

Mom and Dad were in a little jam
Going to the hospital was their plan
But made a stop at the Chik-Fil-A
That's there I first saw the light of day

'Cause I was born in that Chik-Fil-A...
Yes I was born in the Chik-Fil-A
The Chik-Fil-A in the U.S.A.

[shadeaud]

Good thing they didn’t go to Starbucks. No telling what type of diseases are in one of those freedom stalls.

[RCFlyer]

That song was great!