[Dad was my hero]

“If ... or fornicates, better off to rent.”

Hmmm, don't think Mrs Dad would appreciate that one. ;^)

[T-Bird45]

Hmmm, don't think Mrs Dad would appreciate that one. ;^)

And neither would Mrs. T-Bird45 - I just gotta admit there's some wisdom there for some people who can't seem to match up on relationships. 41 years here next month...